Fuckin’ A. Don’t talk to us while we’re Tumblin’.
The Bananas On My Desk
Jun 19
We are of many, many uses.
“ That bananas have long been the cheapest fruit at the grocery store is astonishing. They’re grown thousands of miles away, they must be transported in cooled containers and even then they survive no more than two weeks after they’re cut off the tree. Apples, in contrast, are typically grown within a few hundred miles of the store and keep for months in a basket out in the garage. Yet apples traditionally have cost at least twice as much per pound as bananas. Americans eat as many bananas as apples and oranges combined, which is especially amazing when you consider that not so long ago, bananas were virtually unknown here.
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Yes, We Will Have No Bananas - Op-Ed - NYTimes.com (via peterwknox)
I mean, yeah: we know we’re the shit.
Jun 18
self-portrait in charcoal. and we don’t even have thumbs. what.
It's not his WORST film, admit it.
- Fielding Mellish: You busy tonight?
- Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
- Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?
And, uh, what is it exactly that you think you’re doing? What? Get off of me, just ge-ow. Ow. OW OW OW OW OW OW WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!!?! HE’S TAKING FROM OUR RANKS!
“Well, if you can’t get me a first-look deal, Barry, who the fuck can?! You fucking child!”
This guy who sits here, watching us, questioning us: he does nothing. He serves no purpose.
